absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
All the doctor said was why
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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