I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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