God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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