went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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