found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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