what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
