As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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