My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just pee around me
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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