I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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