is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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