We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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