Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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