I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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