dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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