We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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