It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
