Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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