took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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