This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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