Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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