I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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