More tranny stories later!
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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