It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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