okay pat passed out under dana's car
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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