he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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