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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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