I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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