If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's no shave November. This is our time.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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