Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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