Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just puked most of my soul out..
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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