I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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