they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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