Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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