one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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