I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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