Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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