I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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