I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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