11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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