The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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