Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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