based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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