Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
And then he peed in my hair
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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