with your own penis?
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
