he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
