She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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