I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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