So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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