Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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