operation harelip BJ is a go
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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