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go home
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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