Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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